Ho brah, how's that chick? Go talk to'em!

Hahaha.  I got my boy's birthday party to attend in a few days.  Turning 40.  Sheeeez, that's old!  Nah, I'm just kidding.  I'll be there soon myself.  This guy is a really nice guy.  He should be a catch for some lucky lady.  He's straight.  He has a good steady job.  Pretty responsible and trustworthy.  Only drawback is that he won't go talk to the ladies.  I mean, he can talk to girls who are already taken or girls he has no attraction too.  Myself and the other guys at work try to give him tips.  So for this installment of "At Scene In Command", I'm going to list my/our tips for the fellas so they can go talk to that girl they wish they had the balls to go talk to.  

They are in no particular order because every situation is different:

1.  Don't stare and scare her.  They want you to look but don't burn holes in her dress.

2.  Go and have fun with the other ladies around the room.  Show her you're a fun guy. 

3.  Keep her talking about herself.  This shouldn't be hard.  They're talking about their fave subject.

4.  Dance.  Chicks like guys that can pet to music.  That's dance fellas.

5.  If she says no, no biggie.  Her loss.  There's more fish in the sea.  You were doing her a favor.

6.  Go talk with the "not so attractive" girl.  This will make her wonder, "what does she have that I don't? I'm better than her."

7.  Confidence is sexy.  Don't get it confused with being a dick head.

8.  Be complimentary but don't pour it on too thick.

9.  Little subtle touches on the arm or back is money.  NOT groping!

10. No need for lines.  

These are just some tips that I could recall at the moment.  Hopefully you can use them.  Like I tell my boy, I can tell you what to do but unless you go actually do it, it's not gonna work.  Hopefully you can be at scene and more importantly, in command.